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    Proof of Krawl

      We have seen conclusive proof that canadia does not exist.
      We have also seen proof that women do not exist on teh interwebz.
      Now Krawl, canadien woman, does not exist.
      Discuss.
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      SoylentBob
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          delusions and dreams my superior....delusions and dreams
          Last Edited: Mar 19, 2009 6:49 AM
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            You picked a great time to start this discussion.
            Last Edited: Mar 19, 2009 6:50 AM
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              Fail.  There are plenty of women on the internet.  Just go to Craigslist/services/erotic/W4M.
              Last Edited: Mar 19, 2009 6:51 AM
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                It's a double negative. They cancel each other out, so be happy krawl, in my eyes you do exist.
                Last Edited: Mar 19, 2009 6:58 AM
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                  SoylentBob wrote:

                   

                  We have seen conclusive proof that canadia does not exist.
                  We have also seen proof that women do not exist on teh interwebz.
                  Now Krawl, canadien woman, does not exist.
                  Discuss.



                  A 'Canadian' existence theorem may be called pure if the proof given of it doesn't also indicate a construction of whatever kind of object the existence of which is asserted.

                  From a more rigorous point of view, this is a problematic concept. This is because it is a tag applied to a theorem, but qualifying its proof; hence, pure is here defined in a way which violates the standard proof irrelevance of mathematical theorems.  Thus, many constructivist trolls work in extended logics (such as teh internets logic) where pure existence statements are intrinsically weaker than their constructivist counterparts.


                  (I took the SoyBob "Almost as Smart as Me" course available on DVD for 3 easy payments of $19.95 (flex plan)on QVC.
                  Last Edited: Mar 19, 2009 7:00 AM
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                    mikemcdee wrote:

                     

                    It's a double negative. They cancel each other out, so be happy krawl, in my eyes you do exist.



                    Krawl does exist, but I cannot confirm that she is a female, mainly because she never sent me a picture of her boobs.
                    Last Edited: Mar 19, 2009 7:06 AM
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                      IntoTheVoid wrote:

                       

                      Fail.  There are plenty of women on the internet.  Just go to Craigslist/services/erotic/W4M.



                      ....Fail.  I ended up talking with a Baltimore cop for 20 minutes before I had to use the excuse of trying to catch escorts.
                      Last Edited: Mar 19, 2009 7:10 AM
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                        Ahh, but there's the argument that female cops aren't really female.
                        Except for parking cops. They still exhibit female traits, like parking illegally in city vehicles to go shopping.
                        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CELZSD1ijWE

                        not to say that Jinx isn't without his shenanigans.
                        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJaAe7sYoCA

                        Last Edited: Mar 19, 2009 8:02 AM
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                          SoylentBob wrote:

                           

                          Ahh, but there's the argument that female cops aren't really cops.
                          Except for parking cops. They still exhibit female traits, like parking illegally in city vehicles to go shopping.
                          http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CELZSD1ijWE

                          not to say that Jinx isn't without his shenanigans.
                          http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJaAe7sYoCA



                          <---first to admit the Cops are the worst at breaking traffic laws.  "Do as the Law Book says, and not as I do!"
                          Last Edited: Mar 19, 2009 8:09 AM
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