First, this information is rock solid.
This is not a debate or question. Just stare at these facts and bask in the infinite glow that is my superior understanding of the universe. I only post this in hopes of enlightening the masses. It is written in the first person as a reminder of how awesome you are.
1: Any way I kill you is the most glorious and honorable of kills requiring skill of an otherworldy nature.
2: Any way you kill me is a cheap cowardly way to play the game and your family should be ashamed.
3: All of my chosen kill streaks are of the highest class and quality. You should be honored to die by my earned wrath.
4: All of your kill streaks are cheap, easy to earn and kill with and should cause your family some form of horrible dissapointment in your skills.
5: My guns are hard to use and require skills that escape the common man.
6: Your guns are self aiming bullet sprayers that a half dead turtle could use to go 30-0.
7: My play style is clearly MENSA like in its formulation and execution.
8: Your play style is obviously the result of playing while half asleep or perhaps over medicated on daytime cold pills.
9: My chosen perks are designed to add challenge and honor to my play style. The best of the best.
10: Your chosen perks are crutches that only mildly hold up your pathetic play style.
End of facts...
You are welcome.
may the bird of paradise fly over your head and poop in your eye!
Lost interest after the number 1....Yawn
Truthyness is a funny thing.
The board really needs a funny thread to cheer things up, its getting depressing
It would be nice if the one post ranters would at least take a look first... I feel like I am reading copy & paste complaints.
I am starting to feel guilty for having fun with BO2.
lmao thanks for sharing xD