Banned for going against Dutch tradition and making me uncomfortable.
Banned for being jealous of Dutch gezelligheid.
Banned because I wanted to experience some gezelligheid, not be jealous of it.
Banned for being Deutsch
Banned for forgetting @Horrorman looks great in Lederhosen.
Banned for not having as spectacular a beard as he does.
Banned for not knowing how long my beard is.
Banned for beard braggadocio.