Banned for holding down his ambitions before he gets to the top of his field. Can't you see he's faking it 'til he makes it? (Pic from the World Beard and Moustache Championship)
Banned for encouraging others. Don't you know the internet is only for tearing people down?
Banned for not being nice.
Your name suggests otherwise.
Banned for defending my honor.
Banned for needing a mod to defend your honour.
Banned for having no honor to begin with.
Banned because it's my birthday
Banned for not bringing a gift.