Well it was one I happened to say when someone killed me which he later sent me a message laughing about it, it was all in good fun. I said " and look at my rubber bullets covering him up, o look two bullets to my leg, omg, 3arc you make my day"
Gun Game or Sharpshooter, can't remember.
"Whoever comes in first i'm gonna ban! Haha!"
"Whoever shoots me is getting banned!"
"Oh Yes! Ballista! No hardscoping! Anyone hardscopes i'm gonna ban them!"
Find him, kill him.
"NOOO!!! You're getting banned!"
Then, over the mic: "Hello, and Welcome to Sony Customer Care."
"High, i'd like to report blah blah blah & blah blah blah & blah blah (fudges my name anyway)"
I couldn't believe he'd actually try that hard to get anyone to believe he could do such a thing. I laughed so hard.
"HE'S BEHIND Y--" Just before I got a quad against a clan in a pub. None of them turned around.
You're cheating! How? You've got invisible bullets!
I stated that they weren't invisible, they just moved faster than the eye can see.
I got a message last night saying something like, "I'm sorry I called you a (hard f-bomb) my mom heard me & said I had to say sorry" I just about fell out of my chair.
Funniest thing I ever heard wasn't directed at me...
There was a guy in the lobby named Sgt. Pickles with a surprisingly well rendered emblem of a naked female torso. Some other kid came on a mic -- he sounded like he couldn't possibly have been older than eight or nine -- and said, "Hey Sgt. Pickles. Sgt. Pickles, are you awesome? 'Cause you've got the boobies?"
I LOL'd so hard.
Someone kept camping in the sniping spot on Drone in SnD, and he literally shouted FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU when i killed him
Had to laugh the other day, TDM on standoff, one guy ended up going about 4 -30, and threatening to ban people if they camped in the center house!
I joined about half way through and all i heard was "your getting a ban" "oh your so banned for 2 weeks" etc! was amusing for a couple of mins, but he just wouldnt shut up! =\
I like it when I get called a "F'ing Camper" while running at someone.
Told to "get out of my spawn" when I'm in theirs.
"<Insert Name> Camper" when I have eyes on target in SnD. I claim I'm "Defending A" as it clearly states I do above the bomb, and they run their mouth...
Hands, down the BEST ever!
Me: Was x Elite Sniper x taken, and that's why your name's v Elite Sniper v?
Him: You spelled Unique wrong (My GT is Younique Name).
Me: Do you know what a pun is?
Him: A rapper?
Me: Yes, a rapper, but...Cut off by him
Him: Yo, so and so, this guy doesn't know how to spell Unique! *laughter*
Me: Did you ever find out what a pun is?
Him: Yo Unique, your spelled your name wrong, scrub...
This happens at least once a week, and I love it. I'm also scared for our youth...