F*** this game! F*** in the a**!!!
I hate that people can kill me with guns and bullets WTF! If i shoot you i expect you to stand there and die...if i see you and you see me you should stand there like a wild west dual shoot at each other none of this moving a shooting. you should always run around with a knife and a pool noodle and let me kill you to satisfy my need to for glory in my life! It just p*sses me off that ppl just go around shooting me for no reason...get a hobby..its not my fault i go 3-45..the game lags, ppl with modded controllers, stupid att internet, im sure nasa has something to do with and terrorists who cheat oh and the GOD D*** CANADIANS!!!!! i got skills because one time i went 17-6 so i know i got skills...this is bullsh*t
ps im not really raging lmao
Yep, you just summarized 90% of the posts here.
The "rant" was a parody of the posts on here where people blame everything but their own skill level on deaths/their performance in this game.
The Canadians thing was just random lunacy.
alter 17-6 to 35-2...17 is average for even TDM kills...low for objective...and 10.0 kdr does happen to people in games often enough.
Not sure why this thread is here. If I were to post a fanboy parody, it would have been gone hours ago.
It's kind of funny and the other side of it is just as funny.
all those guys going 120 - 6, ya, you really are that good that everyone seems to be just standing around looking at you.
There is a reason nobody is trying to shoot you...
it's funny people are making fun of the complainers, but they cry like babies because their games are getting dashboarded and they can't get their dogs/swarm/200 scorestreak runs for youtube and for all their friends to circlejerk over.