Funny BUT I'd be careful man. I'm sure there are plenty of good female players out there but they probably don't use mics because of the alpha male 12 year olds talking trash all time.
Hey man, I've seen Ronda Rowsey fight!
Girls are OP if anything.
I don't think a penis enhances hand-eye co-ordination at all.
Ha! Things not going your way? Tips: Practice and get better at the game or, and this might seem obvious, use an SMG!
No one wants to try and adapt their playstyle to counter their enemies they'd rather do the same thing over and over and then complain how OP everything is.
Sure and if you have skills, big bollocks and an SMG you will make a lot of people that blame their oppenents gun for their lacking rage quit. Of course you can use any other gun and do the same but why not be cliche so that they'll make another SMGs make me cry thread.