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Wow. I guess some dudes are into that.

DocChoi
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Ohh  I can't unsee that.  Is that you in the pic there?  Just kidding but I had to get you back somehow.

phxs72
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phxs72 wrote:



Ohh  I can't unsee that.  Is that you in the pic there?  Just kidding but I had to get you back somehow.


HAHA that guy has a stronger back than I do,

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Izjar11 Level 75
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So private message are still a struggle to read since the update or am I doing something wrong?

SLYD0G55
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slyd0g55 wrote:



So private message are still a struggle to read since the update or am I doing something wrong?


they have not been working properly.

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LOOK: Man On Segway Walks Hipster On Leash

It's like, art, you guys.

Over the weekend, two men were spotted strolling along the streets of Brooklyn, New York, one man riding a Segway scooter and walking a... uh, hipster, we guess.

Disgusting, this whole hipster culture is just flagrant attention whoring," the e-mail read.

We aren't disagreeing.

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Two New Mysterious Holes Discovered In Siberia

The mystery deepens.

Just days after a passing helicopter spotted a giant hole in northern Siberia, two more mysterious holes have been discovered in the region.

Scientists have yet to explain the first curious crater, and now they have more work on their hands.

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Izjar11 Level 75
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If you go down the hole far enough, you will run into the Hollowed Acolyte with ?? level.

DocChoi
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http://www.neatorama.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Sinkhole.gif

Here's the other end. And they said China when I was a kid. Lies.

Despising cheaters since 1970
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Priest Says Devil Won't Stop Texting Him

DEVIL

Damnit Satan, don't you know about roaming charges?

A Catholic priest in Poland apparently claims that the devil won't stop with his unlimited hexes, according to the Austrian Times.

Father Marian Rajchel, from Jaroslaw, Poland, said he attempted to perform an exorcism on a teenage girl. Things went awry, yadda yadda yadda, now Lucifer won't stop texting his phone.

The priest claimed that in one of the texts, sent from the phone of the supposedly possessed girl, the devil told him to give up trying to save her.

"She will not come out of this hell. She's mine. Anyone who prays for her will die," Rajchel said that Satan said.

"Shut up, preacher!" Satan furiously typed out. "You cannot save yourself. Idiot. You pathetic old preacher."

When the priest replied, Satan allegedly got super fussy about it, according to News AU.

The priest has expressed concern over the ongoing texts from the devil, according to The Daily Mail.

"Clearly this young girl has been possessed, and needs further help," he said.

Other text messages that Satan sent that we're totally making up include:

"a/s/l? mine is ?????/?????/Underworld."

"is it hot in here or is it just me? hahaha lol jk. no but for real it's super hot down here."

"favorite band? i like Hanson and Motorhead."

"yo u talked to jesus lately? is he still pissed at me???"

"rager at Genghis Khan's place tonight! u in?"

"lol every 1 is mad cuz i'm making them read the Twilight series."

"dude plz respond im just trying to make some friends."

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