Teabag... He potato sacks..
Chuck Norris is overrated.
Chuck Norris has a Grizzly Bear rug... It's not dead.... its scared to move.
sleep with a gun under his pillow. He sleeps with a pillow under his gun
Chuck Norris was born May 6,1945. The Nazis surrendered May 7, 1945. Coincidence?
Chuck Norris once got beaten up by Michael Jackson.
Chuck Norris cries when he does long division an has a remainder left over.
Chuck Norris is a flaming homosexual.
Chuck Norris would teabag himself, but he doesn't have any balls.
Chuck Norris is so lame, even One Direction makes fun of him.
Haha! No wonder he can do those spinning kicks so well.
I fear for you sir. Hopefully he has it in his heart to overlook your blasphemy.
Void would just flame him to death.
They say there's nothing to fear but fear itself.
And fear itself fears Chuck Norris!
The man invented his own form of martial arts...nuff said.
Bruce Lee still would've whooped his az. Nuff said.
Chuck Norris once went to the Virgin Islands. Now a days they're simply referred as the Islands.
Chuck Norris is actually dead, but Death hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
Coming for you all.
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