Gun Game or Sharpshooter, can't remember.
"Whoever comes in first i'm gonna ban! Haha!"
"Whoever shoots me is getting banned!"
"Oh Yes! Ballista! No hardscoping! Anyone hardscopes i'm gonna ban them!"
Find him, kill him.
"NOOO!!! You're getting banned!"
Then, over the mic: "Hello, and Welcome to Sony Customer Care."
"High, i'd like to report blah blah blah & blah blah blah & blah blah (fudges my name anyway)"
I couldn't believe he'd actually try that hard to get anyone to believe he could do such a thing. I laughed so hard.
Funniest thing I ever heard wasn't directed at me...
There was a guy in the lobby named Sgt. Pickles with a surprisingly well rendered emblem of a naked female torso. Some other kid came on a mic -- he sounded like he couldn't possibly have been older than eight or nine -- and said, "Hey Sgt. Pickles. Sgt. Pickles, are you awesome? 'Cause you've got the boobies?"
I LOL'd so hard.
Had to laugh the other day, TDM on standoff, one guy ended up going about 4 -30, and threatening to ban people if they camped in the center house!
I joined about half way through and all i heard was "your getting a ban" "oh your so banned for 2 weeks" etc! was amusing for a couple of mins, but he just wouldnt shut up! =\
I like it when I get called a "F'ing Camper" while running at someone.
Told to "get out of my spawn" when I'm in theirs.
"<Insert Name> Camper" when I have eyes on target in SnD. I claim I'm "Defending A" as it clearly states I do above the bomb, and they run their mouth...
Hands, down the BEST ever!
Me: Was x Elite Sniper x taken, and that's why your name's v Elite Sniper v?
Him: You spelled Unique wrong (My GT is Younique Name).
Me: Do you know what a pun is?
Him: A rapper?
Me: Yes, a rapper, but...Cut off by him
Him: Yo, so and so, this guy doesn't know how to spell Unique! *laughter*
Me: Did you ever find out what a pun is?
Him: Yo Unique, your spelled your name wrong, scrub...
This happens at least once a week, and I love it. I'm also scared for our youth...