42 Replies Latest reply: Feb 26, 2013 10:33 AM by Doc_SoCal RSS

The logical science of Black Ops 2 in 10 facts

First, this information is rock solid.

 

This is not a debate or question. Just stare at these facts and bask in the infinite glow that is my superior understanding of the universe. I only post this in hopes of enlightening the masses. It is written in the first person as a reminder of how awesome you are.

 

Facts:

 

1: Any way I kill you is the most glorious and honorable of kills requiring skill of an otherworldy nature.

 

2: Any way you kill me is a cheap cowardly way to play the game and your family should be ashamed.

 

3: All of my chosen kill streaks are of the highest class and quality. You should be honored to die by my earned wrath.

 

4: All of your kill streaks are cheap, easy to earn and kill with and should cause your family some form of horrible dissapointment in your skills.

 

5: My guns are hard to use and require skills that escape the common man.

 

6: Your guns are self aiming bullet sprayers that a half dead turtle could use to go 30-0.

 

7: My play style is clearly MENSA like in its formulation and execution.

 

8: Your play style is obviously the result of playing while half asleep or perhaps over medicated on daytime cold pills.

 

9: My chosen perks are designed to add challenge and honor to my play style. The best of the best.

 

10: Your chosen perks are crutches that only mildly hold up your pathetic play style.

 

End of facts...

 

You are welcome.