...when your balls are bruised from tea-bagging everything
When you scream at your wife she's a lying cheating B!TCH!
As she's sobbing away through the tears she swears that she never, ever did anything you bring up her Elite page clearly showing 10 days worth of XP!
this has gotta be the best one:
when you arrange to meet a friend but they see you before you see them so you start blaming the lag compensation.
You're late for work and your excuse is that there was a host migration, when really the bus or train stopped to change drivers.
When your friend sinks a 30 foot putt and beats you and you go on the Ping website the next day and complain that their putters are OP!!
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